Quotes for Beer Drinkers

Its Sunday, I am off, husband is at work, dachshund is napping, and I feel like relaxing. Got Pandora blasting on shuffle so I have no idea what will play next and sipping on some cold Landshark Lagers. I am on #4…so looks like I will be staying inside enjoying my cool house rather than in the hot 100+ degree Texas heat. Plus, I just got an email that I am now linked to the Texas Women Bloggers group and was nominated for the Sisterhood of World Bloggers award. Yeah, many not be a big deal to some, but hell, I think it’s pretty darn cool and a little reason to celebrate. For those that personally know me, I love quotes. Decided to look up some beer quotes and share the ones I really liked with my fellow brew loving readers.

Here they are:

• “Milk is for babies.  When you grow up you have to drink beer.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
•  “Women and drink.  Too much of either can drive you to the other” – Michael Still
•  “Who does not love beer, wine, women, and song remains a fool his whole life.” – Carl Worner
• “Men can go wrong with wine and women. Shall we then prohibit and abolish women?”
• “A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” –Paracelsus, Greek physician
• “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” – Benjamin Franklin
• “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” – Ernest Hemingway
• “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” On label of Founder’s Breakfast Stout
• “When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” –Francois Rabelais
• “Beer is a wholesome liquor…..it abounds with nourishment” –Dr. Benjamin Rush
• “There is no strong beer, just weak men” – Dan Castellaneta.
• “I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night” –Benjamin Franklin
• “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
• “You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.” – Adolphus Busch
• “Drink triple, see double, and act single” – Anonymous
• “Getting stoned just makes you want to eat and get fat. At least drinking too much makes you vomit which makes you thin”.  Earl J. Hickey
•  “Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.  Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.” – Charles Papazian
•  “If you resolve to give up smoking and drinking, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.” – Clement Freud.
• “There’s nothing like good food, good beer, and a bad girl.” – Harvey Allen
• “Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk” – Wiley
• “The church is near, but the road is icy.  The bar is far, but we will walk carefully” – Russian Proverb.
• “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life’s problems”. –  Homer Simpson
• “Smithers, this beer isn’t working.  I don’t feel any younger or funkier.” – Mr. Burns of Simpsons
• “Beer will change the world.  I don’t know how, but it will” – sign on streets of New York
• “Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one.”- Homer Simpson
• “People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot” Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
• “It’s better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.: -Steve Taylor
• “Life’s too short to drink cheap beer” -Anonymous
• “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world” – Kaiser Wilhelm
• “Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them” – Queen Victoria
• “When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” –Francois Rabelais
• “I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”  — Brendan Behan
• “The problem with some people is that when they are not drunk, they’re sober.”-William Butler Yeats.
• “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” Steve Allen
• “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway
• “One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.” – James Thurber
• “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. -Benjamin Franklin
• “There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.”-Benjamin Franklin
• “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” -Humphrey Bogart
• “The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV.” Homer Simpson—
• “Beer , if drank with moderation, softens the tempter, cheers the spirit, and promotes good health.” – Thomas Jefferson
• “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver.” – by Jack Handy
• “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
• “It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is I can’t remember whether it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.” – George Burns
• “Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini…” – Mae West
• “Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright
• “Beer will get you through time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” – Freddie Freak
• “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”-Unknown
• “You’re not drunk unless you can lie on the floor without holding on!” – Dean Martin
• “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C. Fields
• “Beer makes you feel as you ought to feel without beer.” Henry Lawson, Poet and writer.
• “Beer is a wholesome liquor…it abounds with nourishment” –Dr. Benjamin Rush
• “Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution” –Queen Victoria
• “I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion”   -Miguel De Cervantes
• “There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.” -Stephen Morris
•  “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer” –Ancient Egyptian Wisdom
•  ”Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow” -Cicero
• “Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health” –Thomas Jefferson
• “I’m sorry honey, I can’t hear you without a beer in my hand” – Over 1 million husbands.
• “The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” – Jeff Foxworthy